Given my years of experience trying to sell my boat, I prolly know more about advertising than anybody I know of. Since I'm already a registered fitness model in most states, why not hire me to do a :60 commerical for your company, business or plea bargain? I'm Donnie Baker and I approve this message! #StateLaw!
You own your very own Donnie Baker video. It's all yours. State Law! This one minute video can be a great birthday surprise, best man toast, or a way to roast one of your dick face friends! You can even post these on Youtubes, Facebook or HBO. I phone it and you own it! It's just that easy! Swear to God!